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[porn-off] 9/11/2010

what is love ; BABY DON'T HURT ME
THE 1 SENTENCE PORN-OFF CHALLENGE REDUX
i have no relevant song lyrics here

FOR YOUR EASY PROMPTING NEEDS
RIZU ~ ❝ stacks on deck, patron on ice ❞
GREY ~ ❝ we can pop bottles all night ❞
EVY ~ ❝ i said you can have whatever you like ❞
SELE ~ ❝ baby i can treat you so special, so nice ❞
SHINI ~ ❝ i'll gas up the jet for you tonight ❞
KEN ~ ❝ anytime you want to pick up the telephone ❞
DREAM ~ ❝ ain't nothin' to drop a couple stacks on you ❞
LINH ~ ❝ yeah i want your body i need your body ❞
A DEVIANT ~ ❝ in the morning after dark ❞
VARALI ~ ❝ as long as you got me you won't need nobody ❞
SHANNON ~ ❝ hundred k deposits, vacations in the tropics ❞
MET ~ ❝ everybody knows it ain't trickin' if you got it ❞
OPEN THREAD ~ ❝ baby you can go wherever you like ❞


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[porn-off] FAP DIRECTORY

UPDATED: today

CEREMONIAL /J-JAMS IT IN

LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE BANNED: PROMPTS WITH STAPLERS IN IT, GAMMA/BOSSUN, PROMPTS WITH GOGGLES IN IT, PROMPTS WITH BOSSUN IN IT, PROMPTS WITH BANNING IN IT

[porn-off] 12/05/09

wham! bam! THANK YOU MA'AM
THE 1 SENTENCE PORN-OFF CHALLENGE
All your love is revenge. You and me could write a bad romance

FOR YOUR EASY PROMPTING NEEDS
RIZU ~ ❝ I want your drama, the touch of your hand. ❞
MIRI ~ ❝ I want your leather-studded kiss in the scene. ❞
SHAHNI ~ ❝ I want your loving and I want your revenge. ❞
LINH ~ ❝ I want your horror, I want your design. ❞
EVY ~ ❝ 'Cause you're a criminal as long as your mine. ❞
DREAM ~ ❝ I want your psycho, your vertigo stick. ❞
GREY ~ ❝ I want your everything as long as it's free ❞
SHINI ~ ❝ 'Cause I'm a freak bitch baby! ❞
QING ~ ❝ Walk, walk fashion baby. ❞
OPEN THREAD ~ ❝ Want you in my rear window. ❞

E R I E

[porn-off] 04/04/09

You're a bad-hearted boy-trap, babydoll, but you're... you're so damn hot.

[porn-off] 02/21/09

Well, if you're feelin' low, take it slow. Baby, get your head screwed on.

[porn-off] 02/08/09

He loves it when you call him 'Big Poppa'.

[porn-off] 01/31/09

Trust your force and head for the garden of madness!

[porn-off] 12/27/08

All the ducks are swimming in the water~

[porn-off] fap directory

Saving us from the inevitable, 'so, wait, what fandoms do you write?'. Changes to be requested in the comments.

CHELLE

D.Gray-man, FMA, Darker Than Black, Godchild, Trinity Blood, Black Lagoon

ERI

Reborn!, Naruto, Code Geass, Bleach, Prince of Tennis, Ouran, Tales of Abyss, Tales of Symphonia, Code: Breaker, Gundam SEED, Gundam SEED Destiny, La Corda D'oro

ERIE

Code Geass, Gossip Girl,• Gundam 00, Macross Frontier, Nabari no Ou, Psych, Sket Dance, Superior, Trinity Blood, Miscellaneous Shoujo

GORO

Black Lagoon, Neuro, Akagi, Kaiji, Reborn!, Muhyo and Roji, Soul Eater

JADETH

Animamundi, Angel Sanctuary, Apocripha/0, Count Cain, D.Gray-Man, Final Fantasy 3, Final Fantasy 4, Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 9, Kuroshitsuji, Loveless, Petshop of Horrors, Rozen Maiden, Yami no Matsuei

KAE

Final Fantasy 7, Suikoden, Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist, DOGS, Gundam Seed, Kingdom Hearts, Oofuri, Persona 3, KHR, Metal Gear Solid, XXXHOLiC, DtB, D.Grayman, Loveless, FF10, FF12, Harry Potter, Xenogears, Devil May Cry, Tales of the Abyss, Count Cain, Devil Summoner, Final Fantasy Tactics, Gintama, Soul Eater, Gankutsuou, Tokyo Majin, FF9, Ghost Hunt, Magna Carta, Ouran, Prince of Tennis, Air Gear, Peacemaker, Sailor Moon, Gunslinger Girl, Code Geass, Kekkaishi, Star Ocean 3, House MD, Fruits Basket, MPD Psycho, Monster, Moyashimon, Toward the Terra, Kurenai, Wild Adapter, Odin Sphere, Hikaru no Go

LINH (requests no het or yuri)

REBORN, Bakuman, NnM, Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, Persona 4

QING

Trinity Blood, Supernatural, Bleach, Reborn, D.Gray Man, Code Geass, Buffy, Darker Than Black, Godchild, Angel Sanctuary, Kuroshitsuji, Macross Frontier, House

RIZU (requests for yaoi to be kept at a minimum)

Bleach | Claymore | Katekyo Hitman Reborn! | Trinity Blood | Naruto | Darker than Black | Godchild | Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann | D. Grayman | Code Geass | Gundam 00 | Baccano! | Amatsuki | Chrno Crusade | Macross Frontier | Ergo Proxy | Dolls | Kuroshitsuji | Blood+ | NANA | Double Arts | Superior | Soul Eater

RUXI (just wanted a small bracket space)

Angel Sanctuary | A Song of Ice & Fire | Bleach | D. Gray-man | Death Note | Dolls | Ergo Proxy | Gankutsuou | Godchild | GOTH | Loveless | Mononoke | Ouran | SIDOOH | Tokyo Babylon | Trinity Blood | X/1999 | Yuu Yuu Hakusho

SHINI

Bakuman, Bleach, Code Geass, Claymore, Deadman Wonderland, Double Arts, Eyeshield 21, Gantz, Gossip Girl, Hikaru no Go, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Macross Frontier, Maria†Holic, Muhyo and Roji, Naruto, No More Heroes, Nougami Neuro, Nurarihyon no Mago, Sket Dance, Trinity Blood, The World Ends With You

TESSEN

Bleach, D. Gray-man, Digimon, Disgaea 1, Disgaea 3, Full Metal Alchemist, Reborn, Naruto, Phoenix Wright, Tales of Vesperia, xxxHolic

[porn-off] 12/12/08

Special late-night edition, because we are filthy whores.